Jenn and Jenna- Stories

Hi, so Jenn and I decided to blog about dumb people together.

So subject #1=Dumb People Driving

Once, when we were in the car together, we were coming on to the University Bridge-merging. And this dumb lady decided to drive in the BIKE LANE. She thought it would be a GRAND idea to try to budge in front of us, behind the bus that was in front of us. We thought differently. So, we inch along, 3inches from the bus, and this wonderful lady KEPT driving in the bike lane. So we kept glancing at her, to make sure she was for real. And she was. So she was glaring at me and Jenn, and I was like, "Um, Hello there. Yes, we are here, and no, we aren't moving." But she didn't get it. So as we move along, and there is no more room for BOTH of us. She starts writing down my licence number. And I just about had a conniption. And Jenn was like, "Um Lady, what are you doing?" So we keep moving forward, so that there is absolutely no way she can get in front of us. And I was like, "Lady you can either pay for a new side of my car, or WAIT." So she chose to wait. And the funny part was, NO ONE else let her in until it was clear for her to go....lol.

Subject #2=Interns

Interns are a waste of our education. Why should we have to endanger our education to futher theirs? No one has answered this yet. Interns are dumb. Enough said.

Subject #3=Stupid People in SCHOOL

So there are these kids in this class that ask, "What's a cloud?"

Another. Lets go get stoned just before 4th. Because the teachers wont notice. (Well, some wont)

Subject #4=Uncontrolled Climate in School

You know how you can go to first period, and be FREEZING COLD! and then go get a sweater, and go to second period, sit down, and start sweating! (having a hot flash!) THEN! its break time, so you walk around the short way outside, and its raining, so you get wet (but at least it doesn't smell cause all the smokers are afraid of the rain!) and then you go inside and take off your sweater and go to third, where the climate is just marvelous, for about half the class. then you start dying from heat exhaustion! so lunch time rolls around, and now its sunny and boiling hot out, or maybe its snowing by this time, either way its a nice change of pace... you get back to the school and go to fourth where its hot hot hot. then in fifth, its that temperature that makes you wanna sleep, so you're sitting there with your book and you fall asleep! and this is all in may, BEFORE it even gets hot out. I mean c'mon people, we need some climate control here, stop using all your hairspray and axe body spray, you're killing the atmosphere and in turn killin' us ( and by the atmosphere, i mean the one that controls the school temperature) so please, no one wants to walk by you and smell only your super-glued-hair-sprayed hair! or your body odor that is covered up by body spray, its called a shower people!

Subject #5=The Spirit Days NO ONE Participates In

Our school has some really great ideas for spirit days, except only 5 or so people participate in them. and they are usually on SRC and they have WAY too much enthusiasm, but they get swallowed up in the 1500 other people that go to the school. Now I mean some of the days there is lots of participation in and I think there would probably be more if they were advertised more.... but they just kinda slap a poster here and there where they think people look.. like really, we're all just trying to get to class, who wanders around and looks at the walls? besides the self concious people, in which case the posters should be on the floors rather than the walls. They should maybe y'know, TALK about it.. cause people like to hear things, not read them, cause reading is like, schoolwork, and unless you CHOOSE to read something, who wants to be reminded of schoolwork and the fact that finals are coming soon and we should probably be studying rather than reading these stupid posters (or typing this blog post... :P)

continued on jenn's blog at a later date

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-J+J